One I found a long time ago..

I once worked at BAE very briefly and a chap there gave me a printed version of this.

Anyway - I found it amusing.

I built a compound for Colin and Simon as I'm looking after them for a while...

Take one old drop leaf table, 2 log roles and an old piece of pond liner (recently removed from the house in blackburn) to make it all waterproof

Use an ordinary stapler to secure the pond liner to the sides

Add a heat lamp, compost and there you have it:

















And now for the gun turrets...

"Remember the Alamo" seems apt?